Help with Google Analytics

If you glaze over when I start talking about funnels then this note isn't for you.

However, I'm looking for someone/company/freelance who wont glaze over to provide about 2 hours consulting to me at my corporate about Google Analytic Funnels (how they work and how to set them up).

I'm expert level with the analytics tool and I currently manage several websites using it, however the corporate has a few targeted campaigns and I wish to use the funnel feature more actively to achieve specific goals.

Contact me via robinson.helen @ electranet. com.au

Thanks one and all.
Charlie (aka Helen Robinson in her day job)